Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, it is too fast!
Guy: Tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down..
Guy: Now, give me a huge hug.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's uncomfortable.
[In the paper the next day]
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
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