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+Name: Leslie
+Age: 16
+Yourself in 5 words: "You god damned crazy slut!" (Those were the words of some other people... I liked them.)
+Top 10 bands/musicians of all time:
Nirvana
The Doors
The Beatles
Miles Davis
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Primus
Everclear
Anthrax
Zappa and the Mothers
Elvis
+Favorite songs NOT performed by the top 10: Shelter From the Storm Bob Dylan; Tom Sawyer Rush; Cocaine and Toupees MSI
+Top 5 favorite movies: Jerry Maguire, Mission: Impossible, uh... Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, and... I forget the name of it, but it was a porno from the 80's.
+Colors: Orange, lime green.
+Any quirks?: I discected my cat once. And now you're thinking... wtf? But that's a quirk... see, I was curious about what it's like on the inside. Some people wonder what it's like on the inside of thier remote control, but I wanted to know what the cat was like. And I work at a vet clinic, so I had the resources and stuff... and anyway, the cat was hit by a car and nobody really liked him. He was just there for dinner... And died of natural causes, c'mon.
+Pet Peeves: Racism, rich kids who rebel in Hot Topic clothing, shitty music, people with shitty musical taste.
+Favorite thing to wear: Ripped up jeans and a tshirt.
+What do you like to do with your free time?: Sometimes, I go on the AIM chatrooms and IM random people. It's weird, but people are much, much more responsive to, "You're a fuck. Hi." than they are to, "If I were a lonely Pop Tart sitting in a lonely, desolate box, would you eat me?"
+Favorite books: Soul Music, Mort, The Hogfather, and Small Gods, all by Terry Pratchett. And The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice, 'cause it was good.
+Favorite words: I'll admit it, I like the word fuck a lot more than I should. It's just so damned colorful. Ah, and I like awesome.
+Favorite TV show: King of the Hill
+Favorite season and why: Uh... Summer. It's hot, and when it's hot, Randall goes around half naked. And you see, Randall is hot, so him going around half naked is great.
+Special talent? I can dislocate my little toes.
+Pick a few lyrics/quotes/pictures to describe you: Nothing but sweat in my hand. - MSI
Crooked as a hooker now suck my thumb, anybody wanna come get some? - RHCP
+Describe a sentimental object of yours: Um... I have a cigarette pack from Ericka that I'm quite fond of... Salem, green label..
+Most shocking moment of your life: !! I can't believe you got me a six string instead of a bass, mom. -_-;
+Most embarrassing: I don't embarass easily... But uh, let's see. I moved halfway through my sophomore year, and I didn't know that I was on lunch on the first day, so I spent half an hour looking for my chemistry class, only to find out that I didn't have chem for another ten minutes. Then I was late for class.
+Favorite physical feature: Of mine? I like my nose. It's horribly ugly, but in a cute way. Sort of like an ugly dog.
+Tell us a secret: I masturbate to the thought of all of you.
+Movies/Music/Books [3 of each] you didn't like and why you didn't like them:Three of each? Jeez...
Movies: Queen of the Damned It sucked. Period.
The Ring Again, it sucked. People told me it was scary as shit, and I had high hopes. But alas, it's just another crappy new-age horror movie that wasn't really good the first time they made it way back when.
LotR ...shut the hell up, that was torture.
Music: Brand New. I just fucking hate them.
Metallica. Fuck you, Metallica sucks.
Slipknot. I can only deal with so much pansy metal. Bah.
Books: Fellowship of the Ring I didn't even finish it. Tried at it for a year.
The Giver Maybe it was because it was assigned, I dunno... years and years ago.
Things Fall Apart Actually, it wasn't horrible, but I don't usually finish books that I'm not into. So I'm having a hard time with this one.
Fix this...
+You want to hook up an electronic device using an A/C adaptor but the only one you can find does not fit in said device...: Beat said device with a large hammer, then see if it takes batteries. If batteries don't work, get an appliance of the same sort that DOES take them.
+The debate over gay marriage -- consider those that are against it [PS, this isn't an opinion question]: Wait... what? Fix the people that are against it? Well, I'm gonna go on with that interpritation of the question... Anyway, let them go on being against it so long as they're not getting violent or voting. It's not politically correct to be anti-gay marriage, and it's not politically correct to be pro, so I say leave everyone alone and let them battle through it. ...or something.
+someone grabs you from behind, fingers latched in your hair...: Moan and do whatever they tell you to do. Duh.
+you're convinced you're in love with someone who does not respond to simple conversation but you want their admiration and to know more about them... Oh fuck. I've had this problem, and I have no idea how the hell to fix it. Ask me something else.
Thoughts on:
self-mutilation: Done it, got bored with it, don't care if you do it, just don't make crappy icons with the stuff thrown all over it.
abortion: I probably wouldn't have one done. I don't think I could go through with it. But I'm all for letting somebody have the option of having one legally as opposed to mom with a hanger.
government: Poo.
popular culture: I don't know much about it... I live in the middle of nowhere, and I don't get much TV time in. So yeah. It's lost on me.
body modification: It can be really, really sexy... Or stupid looking.
the application: I'd bang it.
And the pictures.
Meeee.
My lovely toe and its freckle.
My ass.
+Name: Leslie
+Age: 16
+Yourself in 5 words: "You god damned crazy slut!" (Those were the words of some other people... I liked them.)
+Top 10 bands/musicians of all time:
Nirvana
The Doors
The Beatles
Miles Davis
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Primus
Everclear
Anthrax
Zappa and the Mothers
Elvis
+Favorite songs NOT performed by the top 10: Shelter From the Storm Bob Dylan; Tom Sawyer Rush; Cocaine and Toupees MSI
+Top 5 favorite movies: Jerry Maguire, Mission: Impossible, uh... Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, and... I forget the name of it, but it was a porno from the 80's.
+Colors: Orange, lime green.
+Any quirks?: I discected my cat once. And now you're thinking... wtf? But that's a quirk... see, I was curious about what it's like on the inside. Some people wonder what it's like on the inside of thier remote control, but I wanted to know what the cat was like. And I work at a vet clinic, so I had the resources and stuff... and anyway, the cat was hit by a car and nobody really liked him. He was just there for dinner... And died of natural causes, c'mon.
+Pet Peeves: Racism, rich kids who rebel in Hot Topic clothing, shitty music, people with shitty musical taste.
+Favorite thing to wear: Ripped up jeans and a tshirt.
+What do you like to do with your free time?: Sometimes, I go on the AIM chatrooms and IM random people. It's weird, but people are much, much more responsive to, "You're a fuck. Hi." than they are to, "If I were a lonely Pop Tart sitting in a lonely, desolate box, would you eat me?"
+Favorite books: Soul Music, Mort, The Hogfather, and Small Gods, all by Terry Pratchett. And The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice, 'cause it was good.
+Favorite words: I'll admit it, I like the word fuck a lot more than I should. It's just so damned colorful. Ah, and I like awesome.
+Favorite TV show: King of the Hill
+Favorite season and why: Uh... Summer. It's hot, and when it's hot, Randall goes around half naked. And you see, Randall is hot, so him going around half naked is great.
+Special talent? I can dislocate my little toes.
+Pick a few lyrics/quotes/pictures to describe you: Nothing but sweat in my hand. - MSI
Crooked as a hooker now suck my thumb, anybody wanna come get some? - RHCP
+Describe a sentimental object of yours: Um... I have a cigarette pack from Ericka that I'm quite fond of... Salem, green label..
+Most shocking moment of your life: !! I can't believe you got me a six string instead of a bass, mom. -_-;
+Most embarrassing: I don't embarass easily... But uh, let's see. I moved halfway through my sophomore year, and I didn't know that I was on lunch on the first day, so I spent half an hour looking for my chemistry class, only to find out that I didn't have chem for another ten minutes. Then I was late for class.
+Favorite physical feature: Of mine? I like my nose. It's horribly ugly, but in a cute way. Sort of like an ugly dog.
+Tell us a secret: I masturbate to the thought of all of you.
+Movies/Music/Books [3 of each] you didn't like and why you didn't like them:Three of each? Jeez...
Movies: Queen of the Damned It sucked. Period.
The Ring Again, it sucked. People told me it was scary as shit, and I had high hopes. But alas, it's just another crappy new-age horror movie that wasn't really good the first time they made it way back when.
LotR ...shut the hell up, that was torture.
Music: Brand New. I just fucking hate them.
Metallica. Fuck you, Metallica sucks.
Slipknot. I can only deal with so much pansy metal. Bah.
Books: Fellowship of the Ring I didn't even finish it. Tried at it for a year.
The Giver Maybe it was because it was assigned, I dunno... years and years ago.
Things Fall Apart Actually, it wasn't horrible, but I don't usually finish books that I'm not into. So I'm having a hard time with this one.
Fix this...
+You want to hook up an electronic device using an A/C adaptor but the only one you can find does not fit in said device...: Beat said device with a large hammer, then see if it takes batteries. If batteries don't work, get an appliance of the same sort that DOES take them.
+The debate over gay marriage -- consider those that are against it [PS, this isn't an opinion question]: Wait... what? Fix the people that are against it? Well, I'm gonna go on with that interpritation of the question... Anyway, let them go on being against it so long as they're not getting violent or voting. It's not politically correct to be anti-gay marriage, and it's not politically correct to be pro, so I say leave everyone alone and let them battle through it. ...or something.
+someone grabs you from behind, fingers latched in your hair...: Moan and do whatever they tell you to do. Duh.
+you're convinced you're in love with someone who does not respond to simple conversation but you want their admiration and to know more about them... Oh fuck. I've had this problem, and I have no idea how the hell to fix it. Ask me something else.
Thoughts on:
self-mutilation: Done it, got bored with it, don't care if you do it, just don't make crappy icons with the stuff thrown all over it.
abortion: I probably wouldn't have one done. I don't think I could go through with it. But I'm all for letting somebody have the option of having one legally as opposed to mom with a hanger.
government: Poo.
popular culture: I don't know much about it... I live in the middle of nowhere, and I don't get much TV time in. So yeah. It's lost on me.
body modification: It can be really, really sexy... Or stupid looking.
the application: I'd bang it.
And the pictures.
Meeee.
My lovely toe and its freckle.
My ass.