LJ Pic Contest!

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To all those out there,
Think you have the best LJ Pics out there?   Prove it!  Send me your funniest or best LJ Userpics and be judged for the BEST LJ PIC OF THE YEAR!  Multiple entries are allowed.  Grand prize is a trophy and a handshake(or firm pat on the behind if you prefer) from yours truly.

All contestants (especially the losers) will be

Comments

[parhellion]

For reference, the above referenced WTF.

I'm also a fan of Matt's "What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?!"

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This pic has it all. It's a clear easy to read image. (Though the graphic designer in me would have chosen a different font) The image and words play perfectly together and the best part is we've heard Patrick Stewart say enough funny things on other shows that we can actually hear him saying this in our heads. My overactive imagination takes this pic and continues the scene (which in my mind obviously ends with Number 1 sucking on Wharf's head ridges)which gives me one hell of a chub. So this pic gets my highest rating '2 thumbs and a chub up!'

Threedaysfire I challenge you to try and top this pic!

[daibheid]

keeping with the tng love...

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At first I thought this may be the funniest LJ Pic ever. Then I watched it for more than 10 seconds...and after I picked myself up off the floor from the seizures I realized the looping was just too short. Instead of looking like the TNG crew rocking out in the car they appear to be repeatedly getting stungunned by Wharf somewhere under the seat. That being said I think the Japanese will love it and it's ability to cause seizures almost instantaneously. It's still funny, it just loses points for making me swallow an entire bottle of exedrin and my tongue. TNG headbanging receives "2 thumbs up"

daibheid keep em coming!

[poizen37]

Well... it's not TNG though. Do I lose street cred?

[poizen37]

I still think this is the greatest thing ever...

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Yeah, I never saw the funny of the whole Free Xenu thing. I guess it's like the equivalent of telling a christian that Satan is you homeboy. But trying to offend a Scientologist is like trying to offend a rock. It's just NOT gonna happen.
And why is this alien flipping us off? Is he Xenu? Is he a xenu supporter? Or is he a scientologist flipping us off for attempting to free Xenu? It's completely vague. This pic gives me the urge to free something alright- my big flaccid johnson. Which is exactly the rating this pic gets "Totally Flaccid"

Poizen 37 do us a favor, re-watch some old Carlin and take notes on how to simultaneously offend people and make them laugh. Barring that your only option is to steal someone else's sense of humor or slit your wrists.

[poizen37]

http://lronhubbard-tribute.com/?gclid=CMmKguHojZUCFRJdxwodxyhwgQ

[akw287]

I've decided to take the minimalist approach. That way if you disapprove I can act all snooty and call you a philistine.

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First off, kudos for taking the creative approach. Secondly I think you should do a whole series of these in different shades of white. You could do Eggshell, Off-white, Ivory, Vanilla, Etc. and see if anyone can tell the difference. I'm deducting points however, due to the fact you went all artsy fartsy on me. And as a former fine art major I can tell you that's the last thing anyone actually wants when looking at art. Judging by the sheer number of paintings with fat chicks or bowls of fruit, one would come to the conclusion that is all the serious art enthusiast really wants. I'm working on a new movement that combines the two together, the women eat the fruit, lose weight and I paint them. I'm calling it the Post-Rubanesque movement.

So akw287, if that is your real name, I give your attempt a solid "Thumb and a Chub Up" because somehow your little white square has made me think about hefty naked women.....a lot. Ahhh the power of minimalism.

love for the opposume?

[opposume]

How about some love for the opposume?

Re: love for the opposume?

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Holy literal Batman! Wow, Opposume do you have a type A personality or what? You must be the type of guy that looks at a Ink Blot and sees....an Ink Blot! A great linear thinker you may be, but creatively this ranks somewhere between Eggplants and Seaweed. I've seen more creative rocks(Old man in the mountain anyone?)

I give you marks for the clear graphic quality of the image and the fact that Opposumes are cool, albeit creepy looking, when I see them on the side of the road at night...Usually just before they go squish. So you're first entry receives 1 Thumb up.

I'll give you another half thumb if you can spell their genus name without any help.