WTF IS THIS CAT CUSTODY BULLSHIT?

[_anvil_]

Okay I am actually stumped as to a course of action on something very important.  Here's the skinny of my situation

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[0_my_sunshine_0]

keep the cat. cats really don't do too well when relocated too, at least at first. tell her to piss off. there are plenty of cats at the animal shelters that she could adopt.

[mick7742]

Tell her if she wants the cat to hire a lawyer. After she pays for the lawyer and is ready to go to court settle out of court and give her the cat.

Or, tell her that money has been tight, you haven't seen the cat for a couple of days, but Sunday nights dinner was splendid!

Or, tell her to come over and get the cat. And not be there for the weekend, but leave the blinds up so she can see the cat through the windows. If she breaks in to get the cat... awesome! Send the bitch to jail!

[_anvil_]

I should mention in her defense, and to keep things fair, She does love the cat. And it was her cat when she lived in NY all those years ago. And she has been through a rough patch lately. But I dunno if I should let that influence my decision.

[mick7742]

Ohh man...
Now heres a man law waiting to happen!

Do you cave into the ex-girlfriends demands, or keep the cute cuddly little cat?

Wow...

I say give the cat to an orphanage and bang your girlfriend in the living room while watching the World Series tonight. That will totally keep you from abandoning a man card!

Sensitive as always,
-Mike

[_anvil_]

You were always the sensitive one...and a dog lover.

I'm way to much of a softy for this shit. I admit it.

And my mom is well, she still keeps one of your balls bronzed and polished on the mantle.

[mick7742]

It was only a matter of time. But she finally took it out from under her pillow where she slept cuddled up with it for all those years and had it bronzed!

My nut is immortalized on your moms mantle.

1-800-RONS-MOM
Seriously... you know you want to...

[mick7742]

Oh hows you mom doing by the way?