National Symbol

[_anya_]

The US government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom, because it more clearly reflects the government's purpose.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Comments

[khrome]

Hehe! Not to mention its slippery.

[jasonfoo]

yeah, and you also feel just a little bit less satisfied knowing it's there protecting your every move.

[beigekhakis]

I posted some very erotic conversation, transcripted, if you want to check out my latest journal entry. Yours Paul

[beigekhakis]

hi there

[kira_speaks]

Kickass.

Reason I'm commenting is a) cause this was clever, b) cause Anya is one of my favorite names, right up with Shanai...