I'm a n00b
001.What do you like to be called? wild, i can never just sit still and not make someone laugh
002.How old are you? that really won't help you, i can act like i'm a 4 yr old and also be an obnoxious middle aged asshole
003.Chick or Dude? i've cross dressed before, but i'm definately all dude, underwear is too uncomfortable
004.Whats your location? i do it hogwild in ohio
005.Tell us something about yourself.
i can't go outside without a jacket or a longsleeved shirt, so i must be schizophrenicit's something my health teacher a long time ago would have pointed at me for and said if someone is wearing a jacket in the summer, he's schizophrenic.
006.Sexual preference?: women, i need to be able to turn to my side in the morning and have her there to hold. a man's body just isn't the same, it doesn't satisfy me the same
007.Dating Status?: myself. i've basically lost the person i was with for the past few years, i'm foolishly trying to get her back.
What do you think about…?
008.Country Music: i think my tractor's sexy. no seriously, i like country music, anything grunge or hard rock that's slightly honky just does it for me
009.Love: something that i threw out the window, and it's completely worth taking the long road to find. i guess it's like putting back pieces, when it's all there it's beautiful. you also just know when it's not
010.Chicken:really scares me, birds in general just creep me out. i'm one of those people who walks around pidgeons or any bird.
011.Arranged Marriages: love can't be handed to you, i've always wanted something that i can't have. i just can't imagine having any lust towards someone i know has been obligated to be with me
012.Drugs: at first you don't think that there could be anything that good. the first experiences are so sexual. it's unbelievable. there's no crash and i'm not talking about weed, for me i know that i think too much on weed. there's that escape. from thoughts, from everything and then it's not an escape its a ritual, a routine you can't escape from. copping, needing. drugs aren't worth that need
013.Organized Religion: i don't think that anyone has a right to "organize" religion. it's something personal that really only you can define. in doing that you are only imposing rules or better yet limitations on a concept that's supposed to be about love. how can anyone limit love? abiding to any organized religion is allowing others to limit your thoughts and beliefs
014.Sex: is about finding your match, your equal. you have to have that person by your side EVERY night. and then you're completely satisfied by them
015.Low-Carb Craze/Atkins Diet: go on heroin and then detox. problem solved
016.Same-Sex Marriages: i guess i'd say only get married if you can't keep your hands off of that person. sex, gender whatever is irrelevant. you should be in love with the person's character, their ability to make you happy, their PERSONALITY. not looks
What is/are your favorite
017.Band/Singer?(list at least 7) Pearl Jam, Mother Love Bone, Scratch Acid, Fugazi, Soundgarden, Bruce Springstein, Ryan Adams, Hole, Mudhoney
018.Soda/Pop? my perception of coke is scewed, i just can't drink it
019.Color? lime
020.Book? fear and loathing in las vegas
021.Movie? reservoir dogs
Other Stuff
022.What turns you on? standing in the rain, staring at someone dripping wet
023.Off? talking too much, when i'm in a moment and someone just kills it by saying something stupid, or just saying anything. i'll probably end up with someone who's mute
024.Your greatest achievement? not being on and off drugs anymore, being completely off
025.What is your biggest fault? not being able to control my emotions, i can be pretty violent or overly hostile
026.If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? And who would you spend it with? i would fly to new york and spend it with the only person i've been talking to for the past few days. i'd take her to beach, pray for some rain and love her
027.A magical guy grants you one wish; what is it(And no, i wish for a million more wishes; or anything like that)? to go back to when I was a kid and spend one last summer with my dad.
028. Has no question! Tell us what happend to it! (Be Creative.) the mouse underneath my bed went high on speedballs and inhaled it
029.What do you do in your spare time?(video games,sports; tell us which ones or something else about what you do)
i'm obsessed with watching people sleep, it's what i do in my spare time, i'll sit in a waiting room or on a train and take pictures of random people dozing off or sleeping in some weird way. i also like to stand by the side of the highway and listen to a mack truck blow by
Currently
030.How are you feeling right now? gospel, it's this song "who you are" the way vedder sings it, it makes me just laugh, one of those songs you can clap your hands to. if you're a fan of pearl jam then you know
031.What are you wearing? my broken watch and a wristband that i made out of a piece of my ripped cargo pants that i just tied around my right wrist one day on the train and hasn't come off since
032.Are you listening to anything; and what? yea, i'm listening to pearl jam on repeat, their greatest hits album rearview mirror
Choose One!
033.Pen or Pencil? pen, i like to hold on to them after the ink's run out
034.Day or Night? i'm listening to red blue and grey right now, and let;s just say "Now I like every minute of the day"
035.Dogs or Cats? dogs, you cant exaclty ride with your cat in the pickup
036.Rain or Shine? rain, i like to see people get all wet
037.T.V or Computer? computer, the tv is right next to my monitor practically but it's never on
038.Swimming or Skiing/Snowboarding? swimming, mud all the way
039.Make us laugh:
shot after this damn long application
One More..!
040.So tell us why you think you're worthy:
because i'm feeling cocky and strong
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