i have discovered this little dot on my stomach. i thought it was a new freckle, only to realize it was a burn mark from when i was cooking and oil splattered on my stomach. i was cooking naked, naturally ( Read more... )

the cause:the addmissions office at UF being homosexuals

the effect: getting over my wrist phobia and killing myself

it was nice knowing you all....

mission accomplished thanks to random kid. unlike some fag asses, he did not mind posing for my picture. my illustration came out pretty good. you should check it out, i believe it comes out next friday [community news, next generation, its called Lifting Labels] wooot ( Read more... )

oh my goodness! my trisha ayoung-chee was in a fight today ( Read more... )

lovely that i left school today during third hour and got in a mother fucking car accident! brandon drives like he is invincible, even when there is a girl following him. so he was trying to run the light, but then saw a cop and slammed on his breaks, and then the girl following us hit us. brandon and i thoguht it was fuckin hilarious, the girl on ( Read more... )

so normally when people quit their jobs, they stop working at that place of employment. but if you are a pansy like me, that is not the case ( Read more... )

::sniffle sniffle ( Read more... )

so i grew testicles and quit my job. whoode whoo. it went down like this ( Read more... )

rejoice, my computer is home ( Read more... )

okok,so sunday i was all depressed b/c i had to work, and that is the side effects of my employment, but then i got all excited b/c patti came in to visit & we made plans to see BIG FISH!!!! woo hoo. so i was all pumped up b/c i really want to see this movie. so patti nick keith and i went to the ho-asis. i spot the new kid who i work with, and ( Read more... )