When Life hands you lemons, first, list your options:

[_asenath_]

- make lemonade

Comments

[islandofzilan]

"- stick things in them like cloves or broken bits of glass and leave them in someone’s sock drawer"

no. you stick it back in the fridge, until someone you dislike goes for it...

[_asenath_]

hah!

I forgot to add 'squeeze the juice into your eyes.'
because it might be fun. compared to other things you could be doing like your taxes or trying too hard to understand other other humans.

[mesatchornug]

cloves in lemons are incredibly useful as is. what are you thinking?

[_asenath_]

well i figure if you use the one with cloves, it's because their socks smell.
if you use the one with glass, you want cut their fingers for thinking of wearing socks.

[mesatchornug]

but if you pass the one with cloves around the room, everybody smiles.

[fire_faery]

This dream you had is almost like reading a short story. :-)

I text you but wasn't for sure if you got it. Miss ya, woman! :-)