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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I bought porn for imtanya (10 points). In September I stole starskittles's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I helped aiko_kun across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I gave wholton a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, daveoh (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5019 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
_avia