The one wherein there is a twist
Jack: Okay Panda Ann, I hired a team of those orphan whistle kids to make your dress. It's 3 sized too small, black and see through, just like you wanted.
Panda Ann: I'm not going
Jack: Why the hell not!?
Panda Ann: Because I am too awesome, and people except me to be there, i don't wanna
Jack: You've spent the past three months recording this album, you need to go to the release party, it's your party...oh
Jack:...are you afraid people will hate you because the album sucks?
Panda Ann: How dare you! Pandabation is the best album that I ever wrote, recorded and distributed in little over three months!
Panda Ann: It's even better than Justified by Justin Timberlake. It's pretty good.
Jack: Fine...fine, don't go, I'm sure Princess Champagne Millionare will tear up all the prime punani in your absence
Jack: All those young impressionable hot b-i-t-c-h-e-s just wanting to get into the vip section
Jack: Who knows! I might even be up for a thirple x throwdown. Who knows!
Panda Ann: Hmmm
Jack: I'll be like "oh no! i've got beaver fever!"
Panda Ann: Fine, I'll go, send up my hair homos.
Later:
Jack: What the hell is taking her so long?
Holden: Oy did her hair, en she said "no 'olden stop being so faggoty!"
Cody: Then I donkey punched her and just stuck a pin in it. I don't know what's taking so long. All she needed to do when we left was get dressed
Jack: She better not bail on her own party, oh man
Panda Ann: I said I was going stressarella
Jack: Omg panda ann you look so pretty, you're almost glowing!
Holden: OY
Cody: I would look so fabulous in that...
Jack: But that purse is all wrong
Panda Ann: No no, it's perfect, besides my cattle prod is in there
Jack: You take this little cute one, i'll carry yours
Panda Ann: No...uh..yours smells like heterosexual
Jack: Come on
Jack: Just give it to me!
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Panda Ann: What? do i look totally totally hot?
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Panda Ann: Oh...
Panda Ann: Well, I guess it IS noticeable
To be continued =-o!