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Pearl: ...
Cody:...
Jack: ...
Panda Ann: ...what?
Pearl: Who is your baby daddy?!
Panda Ann: i don't know...probably jesus!
Pearl: You tell me right now or else!
Panda Ann: I can't!
Jack: We're not here to judge you, God will do that
Pearl: You can either be honest with me, or I'll leave and take all my panties with me. Back to CANADA!
Panda Ann: Fine...fine...I'm tired of hiding.
Panda Ann: I knew it was wrong
Panda Ann: My head said "Don't do it panda Ann!"
Panda Ann: But my heart...my heart...
Panda Ann: We enjoyed a brief and very passionate love affair but then it ended.
Panda Ann: He left me and broke my heart and left my vag empty
Panda Ann: He found someone else so quickly..I hurt so bad
Panda Ann: So I seduced him! I seduced him in a desperate attempt to make him mine
Panda Ann: I'm a desperate whore of a woman and now i am carrying your child...
Panda Ann: CODY!
Cody: omgomgomomgomgomomgomg...what to do omg...
Cody: omg....what a minute! that never happened!
Cody: That was jack not you!
Jack: I was the desperate whore of a woman!
Panda Ann: Oh...right...
Panda Ann: What a slut!
Jack: omg!