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Apr 08, 2006 17:14




Loren: This is it, it's not much, but it's pretty okay


Loren: My last roomate was a total tramposaurus sex, I'm a little particular about it


Panda Ann: Uh...


Loren: She would drink and smoke and have sex with men AND women. She'd curse, use black magic to conjure kids, come back from the dead, stuff like that


Panda Ann: Uhh...


Panda Ann: ...She sounds totally aw...terrible! I don't do any of that stuff, sex with women, what a life. a bad life! Terrible!


Loren: Super cool! Panda Ann, I have a really good feeling about you

Later:


Panda Ann: And thats all the good work we do down at the save the world and promote heterosexuality offices.
Loren: Wow! You're like a modern day saint!


Panda Ann: Well, I just like to give back to the world, you know, keep it clean and hetero


Loren: So..when are you due?


Panda Ann: Well, I'm not sure, see, this baby it uh...


Panda Ann: Hmmm...It uh...


Panda Ann: Have you every heard of immaculate conception?
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