Last week was Bob’s birthday weekend. Wednesday we took ourselves for a fry-up brunch at the friendliest greasy spoon in Hammersmith, then went present shopping and ended up in a shit pub drinking free and alarmingly coloured cocktail pitchers. Later we went out with George for a meal at a cute little restaurant God-knows-where, which we had ( Read more... )

In between rediscovering the stink of Camden Lock on a Sunday and arguing with an assortment of retards at Angel Tube, I attended my very first celebrity gathering in the shape of the Kylie private view at the V&A. Having started the day in my tramp's cons and a primark top I was entirely pissed off when I found out I could go, but my boss let me ( Read more... )

George committed suicide. The nephew who found him had a heart attack shortly after finding him ( Read more... )

the police haven't phoned yet
joanna newsome made me weep
went to house party
watched american idol - omg - cat deeley's a lez
made a snow sculpture
shoes

On the night bus home on Saturday a woman was sexually assaulted. She was one of two female passengers sitting alone but behind the driver on the lower deck. This degenerate had earlier been sitting a way in front of us upstairs. The entire upper deck heard her screaming but we all assumed it was a domestic and did nothing. The guy calmly ( Read more... )

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A little less "I hate you deeply", a little more "I'll give them/it a chance". Stop my brain getting between me and meeting new and interesting people. Make friends with my brain! Sing in front of an audience! Get naked in public! Stop comparing myself to only the top 1% of whatever group then feeling bad about the outcome. Learn that it is ( Read more... )

Left-hook Vinny and the Kawasaki golfers
Noel Edmunds helipad incident
Got a cushy job tracking NATO satellites
Reasonable rates to hire Chas n Dave
Sam the tattooed thief - yeah, he just died in a house fire down the road
Stealing sacristy wine
The tale of the abandoned Norweigan Forest cat and the half-dozen foxes
Gloria Hummingbird tourettes
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