why do we keep it so fuckin hot in this damn house? i wish i was magic like sabrina the teenage witch. i'd zap myself a fan and a couple of naked supermodels ( Read more... )

today was kinda a shitty day. it was ok but shitty. i dont know why. oh well. its all good. sevendust canceled at fustercluck so i'm glad i didn't go. seven channels would have been ok but i hate all the other bands playing there. little paul said it was ok. i need some advil, i have a headache ( Read more... )

heLLo kiTTy 0 84: Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ( Read more... )

i hate nickel back ( Read more... )

well me and will were darth maul and obi-wan today. it was so fucking badass. i was walkin around all day with this fuckin cool mask and a lightsaber and cloak, it was hilarious. i had a lot of people who were like 'WHO ARE YOU?!' i just replied 'at last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi. at last we will have our revenge.' me and will ( Read more... )

i have an idea. anyone who reads this, ANYONE, whether you are a friend of mine, a mortal enemy, someone who looks at my journal every now and then out of boredom, someone who just stumbled upon it, or my great grandmother, comment on this and tell me what ONE word you think best describes me. go ahead! perhaps i'll reply with what i think ( Read more... )

hehe, i'm goin out john belushi style tomorrow.... i got my toga, my crown of leaves... only problem is, will adams will probably jump down my throat because i look kinda like jesus when i'm dressed up and such. but, in all actuality, i am supposed to be julius caesar, the main man. while most people are being unoriginal and doing the seventies ( Read more... )

i made a couple weird hair gang t-shirts tonight -- mega neato. i'm gonna wear mine tomorrow, give corey one, hopefully hermes and ben nelson will have theirs. the back of mine says 'friends dont let friends date amandas' because every amanda i know sucks a big fat wang (except amanda bullington, i have nothing against her) but amanda childs, ( Read more... )

i do not wish to discuss the concert. i will only say that it was by far the most incredible thing i have ever experienced, it was by far the most fun thing i have ever done in my life, the music went beyond perfection, and corey is the fucking coolest person on the face of the planet. i owe my life to the briley. moo ( Read more... )

yodiewan: i almost convinced will russel that i thought june came after april ( Read more... )