That's Only One Word, Honeypie...

[_beal_]

From CNN today:

"Asked how she's coping with her nerves before the big event, [Pamela Anderson] replied: "I have two words for you: champagne."

I have three words for her:

Learn. To. Count.

Beal out.

Comments

[mycroftca]

She might have been right:

"Sham pain".

[frothynads]

You figure she could at least count as high as the number of implants in her chest.