ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring banana phone!

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i just drank a can of tab.

yup.

it tastes like.. red.

i'm watching some show on fox right now, which i will call the greg show, as i don't know the real name but it says GREG in the bottom left corner ( Read more... )

one of the girls on elimidate just admitted that she like powerful men and really wants to hump george bush.

in fact, she even called him a "hot bitch".

...that is something i never thought i'd hear.

wow. i love it when i get collections notices from impark about parking tickets that i never even saw.

well that just makes my day.

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As I was crossing the Oak Street Bridge on my way home from work today, I looked over and noticed a woman driving beside me in a gold lexus.... nothing out of the ordinary, right?

That's what I thought until I noticed that she was wearing what looked to be oven mitts.

Yes, that's right. She was driving in brightly coloured oven mitts.

WTF?