My babygirl Jenny Brannon and I are going to some XXXshowXXX tonight and it should be interesting. I can't wait to see those tuffguys act like idiots ( Read more... )

I talk about Igby as though he were a real person.

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I slept from 10:30 to 1:15. I'm so tired and can't fall back asleep. This is getting ridiculous.

I can not stand my drawing class. It is such a joke. Only half of it spent more than an hour and a half on a three week drawing. I understand that some people just can't draw very well, but it's obvious when people drag four colored pencils across the paper for a few minutes before class and say it's finished ( Read more... )

I wish we could have pets here in the dorms. I'm sure fish have great personalities and everything but I want something I can hold. Like, a hamster that could roll around in those little balls. I wouldn't even mind tripping over it all the time. I'm even willing to forget that the last hamster I had was awful ( Read more... )

I don't want to go to Utrecht by myself. I'm sitting here deciding whether or not I'm desperate enough to try to convince TraptKitty to come with me. I just find the whole process of driving through Detroit, trying to find a parking space for a quarter while some weirdo at a bus stop is watching you really awkward. Even more so by yourself.

I have Zap-A-Cap all over my hands. Cool sculpture project, CPT.

How much money would someone have to pay you to have sex with Rick Moranis?

See ya Livonia.

I have too much work to do to stay here.