Don't believe what happened at that bloody party, what with the flashy-thing an' all. Buffy's gone as if she never existed. Just gone in a flash of light, not even given th' decency of a bloody puff of smoke.

She's not th' only one. Half th' bloody party up an' disappeared. Rupert. Red. Anya. Along with half those blokes from L.A., includin ( Read more... )

Red an' Blondie went an' cooked up a li'l surprise belated birthday shindig for th' Slayer later today. Folks were a bit preoccupied when th' real big day rolled 'round, what with that deluded wanker runnin' about an' th' li'l bit gettin' nicked an' all ( Read more... )

Helped Harris take his pound of flesh from the ol' fart for what happened to his sweetie. Buried what was left of th' bloke out by the bluff south of th' crypt, an' may th' bastard rot alone in Hell. Even if that'd be too good for him.

Harris managed t'get a little information outta th' sod 'fore he croaked. Seems he was in cahoots with th' ( Read more... )

Bloody hell. The nerve of that git.

Got t'my crypt last night t'find he'd sent one of his toadies with a message. Join or die, what it boiled down to. Seems ol' Stonehead wants t'show a united front for his new world order, some kum-bay-ya crap like that.

Bollocks on thatMe an' the errand boy went 'round and 'round for a while. Had his ( Read more... )

So Sherlock Giles an' Li'l Watson apparently put their noodles together t'figure out what happened to Harris' squeeze.

I'm surprised G.I. Git had enough juice in his noggin t'remember his bloody name, let alone play defective detective.They got all th' li'l Scooobies rounded up in a room an' gave us a speech right out of a soddin' courtroom drama ( Read more... )

Day after Christmas ( Read more... )

Well, ain't this a pretty li'l picture.

Seems ol' G.I. Finn got rolled by this Stone bloke but good. Turns out they're both from that bloody Initiative mess, an' were runnin' buddies back in th' day.

With all th' bloody trouble those Initiative gits've caused even after they've blown town, wouldn't surprise me none t'see that Adam bloke come ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving. Ain't had much use for it th' past few dozen years. 'Cept for that time Dru wanted a bloody turkey t'snack on.

Word t'the wise: Drinkin' turkey blood's like drinkin' dishwater. So don't, if y'know what's good for you.Wanna know how nuts a day it is? A few years ago, back when I first got that chip stuck in my noggin, I was ( Read more... )

That tosser Stone's boys've got everyone in this burg lookin' over their shoulder every other bloody minute.

Can tell Buffy's frustrated 'bout all this. Folks keep disappearin', or turnin' up dead with a couple of strawholes poked in their throats. Then there's the blokes what don't stay dead. 'Tween that an' havin' t'deal with th' li'l bit ( Read more... )

Clowns.

Bloody clowns tryin' t'eat people, or some such thing. As if we don't got enough worries with Superfang toilin' about.

Even for Sunnydale, that dials an 11.

An' that's all I bloody well have t'say about that.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta wash clown goop off my knuckles.