I'm such a retard.

[_bitteranthem]

...I somehow stabbed myself in the face with a fork.
I wasn't even eating.

It's like that time I managed to cut my elbow when I was shaving my legs.

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[playing4_keeps]

I know it's mean, but I really laughed at that. Sorry!

[_bitteranthem]

hah. Don't worry. I laughed too. e.e

[silently_br0k3n]

I don't feel you're crawling back to me at all. Ever, really.

But chances don't exist in friendships. Or at least they shouldn't. So I'll always be here.

[_bitteranthem]

thanks.