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[_bitterglitter_]

Why my body is retarded:
Last night I had a super salty dinner followed by ice cream.
Today I am 3 pounds lighter. (yeah, yeah, I know it's "water weight" or whatever).

When I actually try-nothing happens. I guess I need more salt and ice cream in my diet.

Comments

[glowing_fish]

If you were a MD, you could write a diet book!

[_bitterglitter_]

Well, soon I'll be a nurse, does that count?

[glowing_fish]

If you can make them believe that it is the same, it is the same.

[_bitterglitter_]

People will fall for anything.