Well...

[_box_spring_hog]

That's it.
She's got it everywhere.
In her back,
in her hips,
in her pelvic bone.

Only a few months left.

I have too much work to do
to think about the worst thing ever.

Comments

[zeke_russell]

i miss mike mike.

[angrysquaw]

I love you Mike.

[kyotoinfeathers]

I like this one.

[ezr_2stalk_wlj]

i want to make a commercial for your YMMY! show...
i want a finished picture of the parking garage and have a sexy male announcer voice say, "For the fat asses too lazy to walk the two blocks from Broadway... THE PARKING GARAGE!!!" que logo... and the trademarked phrase, "Good Parking. Not Just For Cripples Anymore."
fifteen seconds.
it'd kick ass.

[ezr_2stalk_wlj]

well, now that i look at it...
maybe i should have made my tasteless pitch in a post where you didn't talk about someone's cancer... eh, far be it from me to have tact.

[ezr_2stalk_wlj]

you been hangin' out with too damned many crazy chicks, man. ain't good for you---