I'm thinking I'd prefer not to be rescued

[_brand_new_day_]

These new glasses are a pain.
I am only allowed to use them when reading things that are near, such as a paper or book right under my nose. 
I was expressly ordered by the glasses technician (proper career title? who knows) that I could not look through them when looking into the distance or at anything
other than something that is near; lest I screw

Comments

[sabbyheartssoco]

it has been discovered that the new lockers are excellent for sab storage. no longer do you have to lug your sab along to classes and the like, just throw her in the locker when you get to school and retrieve her in the afternoon. it's perfect!

[elevensoco11]

not a bad idea...

[_brand_new_day_]

it sounds like a bad locker infomercial. "Before I got my new locker, I had to carry my sab around with me to classes. What an inconvenience! Now I have room for all of my books, my sab, and this state of the art jacuzzi!"

[arthurcardillo]

Silly woman.

[_brand_new_day_]

Silly puffin.