Leave Mikayla alone.

[_bulstrode_]

Who is it this time that took Mikayla?  Would you Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs, or even Gryffindors stop touching my cat?  When I find out who touched my cat... grr... you're going to be in for it this time.  Might I need to remind everyone that you are not allowed to touch Mickey?  Mikayla doesn't like it when you pet her.  You're ruining her fur.  Don

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[_bulstrode_]

I thought you were going to put wards around your bed?

Yes, actually, I do feel happy. Finally, you will stop your ruddy whining about Mikayla. And yes, I did volunteer.

I know. Lovegood has Mikayla.

Then who's perfume is it?

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[zabini_bl]

Our Head of House can be rather persuasive at times, lol.
As for Crabbe, I can't believe he was in there in the first place! Couldn't he find his washroom? I'm scourgify-ing every toilet seat in there. I'm glad he wasn't in there when we girls were showering though. Remember what happened when Malcolm Baddock turned up in there right before that poor third year girl got out of the shower? Dahlia shrieked like a banshee.

[luna_me]

I didn't take Mikayla...Mikayla followed me!

But she's oh-so sweet...

Anyhow...I suppose, since she is your cat, I should give her back to you. Would you like me to levitate her to you?

Oh! Or how about your Accio her? Oh...that must be lovely...seeing a cat flying about...

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[_bulstrode_]

I told you that once you see Mikayla, escort her back to the Slytherin dormitories. Did you do that? No, you didn't.

I know she is. Now bring her back to me at once.

No, I would like you to let her 'follow' you, and then let her 'follow' you into the Slytherin dormitories. Just knock on the portrait and someone will open it.

No. I will not accio her. Where do you get these ridiculous ideas from? And no, I will not allow you to accio her to the Slytherin dormitories. Think about Mickey's safety before your own.

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[luna_me]

Oh..it's too late!

I shall do my duty and bring her tomorrow!

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[_bulstrode_]

Yes, and do follow Blaise's instructions in where the Slytherin quarters are.

[__ronweasley]

It's just a bloody cat, Bulstrode. Cats are supposed to be petted.

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[zabini_bl]

Not this cat, Weasley. She has the sharpest claws and worst disposition of any pet this side of the Atlantic Ocean. She's also as inbred as the Montagues though- maybe not half as ugly. Lol

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[_bulstrode_]

Nothing a charm can't heal.

[zabini_bl]

Millicent, your cat's as Slytherin as you are, in a few ways. I doubt Mikayla would have followed any Gryffindor, Hufflepuff or even Ravenclaw willingly; Lovegood must've put some sort of bewitching charm on your poor kitten. After all, who is Mikayla to fight off a charm? Ravenclaws probably learn a whole lot of extra charms from Flitwick.

A word of warning to whoever's upsetting Mikayla, who is in turn annoying Millicent, I suppose:Mikayla doesn't like human adoration in any pat,snack or charm. She really only tolerates Millicent, who spends the good part of the morning brushing her cat's fur, to the extent that all the 6th year Slytherin girls look like Puffskeins, before Daphne or I rid everyone of their fur. So don't pat her, even if Mikayla happens to look particularly un-vicious one day

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[_bulstrode_]

You're right, Blaise. Lovegood must have hexed or charmed her, for that matter.

Blaise, I don't know what to say. Mickey's fur must be all messed up now because of Lovegood's infuriating petting.

It is a good thing that I have not been anywhere near your home.

Yes. I am just about done.