I'm so trendy.

[_burnthisletter]

No wonder everyone hates me.

Duh.

I'M NOT BLONDE!

Man, why didn't I think of that before? I'm so dumb. Well, here's my foolproof plan for perfection:
1. Dye hair blonde. And if I'm feeling extra-hot, I'll get highlights too!
2. Get liposuction. Make those inner things and stomach bulges go bye-bye!
3. Buy blue color contacts. Brown is so last

Comments

[anonymous]

Hey Dylan...
I totally know how you feel... the guys here definitely have a tendancy to choose waspy blondes, hence the nose job consultations next month. The Jewish nose has got to go. But you should come out to Vancity anyways, because you'd fit right in. There are more Asians than white people! I promised you I'd send you a parcel this weekend, so it's on its way (to the post office... but it WILL get there eventually).
Miss ya,
Carly

[anonymous]

why the hell do all guys like blondes. in my opinion brunettes are much prettier!
-michele

[anillegiblemess]

i like brunettes the best. i dont know what you are talking about, blonde is so not the thing to do.

all that matters...

[anonymous]

ANDREW'S GIRLFRIEND IS BRUNETTE! And she has dimples! Just like me! I am his type! That is all that matters to me. =) Plus: Brunettes have more fun. And having big annoying boobs that get in the way is not as great as it's cracked up to be. Love you. <3
Lyssaaa

[anonymous]

"Sandy...this is Tiffany..."

*My point: That was said by a blonde...and we all know how that conversation went. Ok. I think that's a damn good point. And even though I'm blonde...that was funny as hell.

Plus, being blonde with blue eyes also usually means pale skin...and that blows. You, my dear, don't have to worry about that.

So go blot your pizza and think of how grand life is because i've got a new pair of roller skates and you've got a new key. Yippppeeee. \\sarah//

Re:

[anonymous]

I think blondes and brunettes are pretty. They both have fun. Boobs and no boobs are fun. Why does everyone bitch so much? Guys suck, fuck them.