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DON'T THINK THAT YOU KNOW WHAT ACTIONS I TAKE AFTER YOU PISS ME OFF, SIRIUS BLACK! JUST BECAUSE I DID CHOOSE TO PUT A GLAMOUR ON AND APPARATE OUT TO A MUGGLE TOWN TO GET COMPLETELY SMASHED, DON'T THINK YOU KNOW ME!!
And now I'd like to introduce you all to my muggle friend, Steve. Steve the bum!
AND THEN! THE MUGGLE POLICE CAME AND INVITED STEVE AND I TO A PARTY!
But one of the big men kept getting too close for comfort and I thought it was time to return to Hogwarts. HOGGY-HOGGY-HOGWARTS! BESIDES. MY GLAMOUR WAS STARTING TO WEAR OFF. AND THAT WOULD HAVE SUCKED!
And now I'd like to introduce you all to my muggle friend, Steve. Steve the bum!
AND THEN! THE MUGGLE POLICE CAME AND INVITED STEVE AND I TO A PARTY!
But one of the big men kept getting too close for comfort and I thought it was time to return to Hogwarts. HOGGY-HOGGY-HOGWARTS! BESIDES. MY GLAMOUR WAS STARTING TO WEAR OFF. AND THAT WOULD HAVE SUCKED!