Take a chance you stupid HO
We’ve met you at a bar -
+Post at least 3 pictures first.
(I am such a contrast whore, I know)
(a giant version of my default LJ icon)
(I found this pimp ass squirt gun at Warped Tour. It says "thunder pet" on the side)
+Name:Janine Kimberley Johnson
+Age: Seventeen
+Location: Forest Grove, Oregon. (a 45 min drive west of Portland and an hour an a half drive from the coast).
+Sexual Preference: I like men. Not boys. Men.
+Status: I just got out of a 2 year relationship with a guy I thought I would spend the rest of my life with. But times change, people change...and some...don't. Have you ever been with someone and it just got so stressful you just couldn't handle it any more? Long story short, I am single but NOT looking. And I won't be for a very, very, very...long.time.
Let’s get to really know you -
+Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? mm...Crunchy represent, yo.
+Do you have any animals? Yes! I have a horrible fish named Steve:
and two wonderful cats:
Named Gelli Roll (gray) and Blizzard (or Blizzie as she is more commonly known).
At my Dad's house I have a dog who is a big fat idiot:
His name is Shultz. I love him like he is my child. My special child. haha.
+Everyone has a scent. What’s yours? Torrid mixed with Lola Goth. mmmm.
+If you were underwear, what kind would you be? cute little boy shorts...Hot pants! yes! Black with pink and green. Maybe with a little pistol design on the ass and something on the front like "bang bang".
+What’s your favorite on-screen kiss and why? In Ever After in the end where he says her name then she asks him to say it again, then she jumps on him and they spin and do their thing. ::melts:: I just love that.
+What song would you say relates to you? Oh, jeez...right now "I want to save you" by Something Corporate.
+Paper or plastic? Plastic, I need the bags when I scoop the cat box.
+Are you nails naked, or colored? If colored, what color? Naked with a little bit left from when they were pink.
+Things that make you happy. Going to concerts, music, anime, slurpies, taking pictures, clothes, designing clothes, my cats, animated gifs., food, livejournal, making bracelets, watching TV, playing my super nintendo, watching the sun go down, being held, getting compliments, shiney things, long talks on the phone, spending time with my closest friends, volkswagens, canada, rice pudding, and everything in between.
(I like sleeping)
+How would you make US happy? I would entertain you with amusing pictures I take. I would leave comments on your entries. I would promote, if needed.
+Things that make you unhappy. Spiders, bridges, zombies, ashlee simpson, drama queens, the united states government, religious bigots, myspace bulletins, country music, football, people that hate cats, when my hair fades, getting my wisdom teeth taken out, smokers, alchoholics, rude republicans, suicide, skinny bitches, and just general asshats.
+What's your perfect date? Waking up early and spending the day at an amusement park. Watching the sunset together, holding hands then going on a long, slow drive home while listening to something calm.
+Have you ever met anyone off the net? Nope. but I have friends that I have talked to for years online and we send each other x-mas gifts, etc.
+Describe yourself in one sentence (maximum of 10 words). I'm more of a visual person:
(made for the front of my binder this school year)
Maybe we like you -
+who promoted us:
+where did YOU promote US: Link
+why should you be allowed to be a whore: Because I am willing to take pictures of myself that look like this:
We’re not sure we want a second date -
+It’s your last attempt, make us laugh.
If I didn't make you laugh, I bet I made you smile.
+Post a 200x200 px picture for the list incase you are accepted. If you can't resize it to that size, post a picture bigger than that.
(omg! Is that a myspace pic?)
Please don't get mad at me for adding extra pics and extra html. I'm just a creative person and I love colours!
♥ much love