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Oct 22, 2005 18:28

so some crazy bitch got in a fight with me on myspace...


message number 1
her:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: anonymous
Date: Oct 19, 2005 4:35 PM

1.) Which album do you like to get busy to?
anything ;P

2.) 1st thing you do after "the deed"?
do it again

3.) Hairpulling? (yay or nay)
yay

4.) SeX (morning/afternoon/night?)
all 3

5.) Lights on or off?
either

4.) Are drive-in's actually for watching movies?
well i thought they were!!!

5.)Are you into roleplaying? never done it but i am always wanting to try new things

6.) Do you (or have you) used a "sexual aid"? (toy)
nope

7.) What type of underwear are you wearing right now? color?
underwear? Who wears underwear?

8.) Leather or lace?
lace

9.) Ever had sex in a public place?
No but i wouldn't mind trying it!!!!

10.) What turns you on the most?
kissing my neck, and whispering in my ear, Oh ya and speaking in French OMG!!!!!!!!

11.) Do you think food is erotic?
depends on what it is shaped like

12.) Do you like your feet rubbed?
nah

13.) Do you like to make out?
yes

14.) Do you find the same sex attractive?
yes

15.) Do you know the person who posted this before you?
no

16.) Are they sexy?
yes

17.) Do you shave? (you know what i mean!)
yes

18.) When was the last time you masturbated?
an hour ago ;P

19.) Do you like to be watched?
never been watched but i wouldn't mind

20.) Which body part is the sexiest?
lips and stomache

me:

erh. why'd you send that to me?

message number 2
her:
because i wanted you to answer it and send it back to me.... so do it

me:

1.) Which album do you like to get busy to?
i've never done it.

2.) 1st thing you do after "the deed"?
i've never done the deed.

3.) Hairpulling? (yay or nay)
i've never done it.
4.) SeX (morning/afternoon/night?)
i've never done it.

5.) Lights on or off?
middle

4.) Are drive-in's actually for watching movies?
yes

5.)Are you into roleplaying? lame

6.) Do you (or have you) used a "sexual aid"?
thats probably disgusting

7.) What type of underwear are you wearing right now? color?boxerz

8.) Leather or lace?
whore.

9.) Ever had sex in a public place?
i've never done it.

10.) What turns you on the most?
bajoobies.

11.) Do you think food is erotic?
no

12.) Do you like your feet rubbed?
no

13.) Do you like to make out?
its okay

14.) Do you find the same sex attractive?
hell no

15.) Do you know the person who posted this before you?
no

16.) Are they sexy?
i dont know

17.) Do you shave? (you know what i mean!)
my face.

18.) When was the last time you masturbated?
hah.

19.) Do you like to be watched?
thats weird to the core.

20.) Which body part is the sexiest?
boobies.

message number 3
her: WOW LAME

me:
i think...

filling out a chain letter on myspace, especially about sex, while making yourself look like a complete slut is pretty lame.
k thanks have a nice day.
bye.

message number    4
her:ts okay i guess u r just too imature.... just hit me up when your balls drop...thank you and you have a terrific day too. ;P

ME:
actually, it's spelt "immature". but since you're from cherokee, i guess that's acceptible considering you're only adding to your demographic tardiness.

by the way, your replies humor me. "just hit me up when your balls drop" right. that's exceeding original. why would i hit you up in the first place? because my preference yields to sluts, whores, ladies of evening, harlots, etc., yes. just stick to your repetitive adherence to myspace chain letters. kthanks.

message number 5

her:
actually we are from texas.....and i don't care about your stupid vocabulary......i have only been with one person......and i know how immature is spelled .......i just didn't feel that when i made a typing error that you were important enough to change it OMG all i did is send you one chain letter.....and you all of a sudden become an asshole......i sent it to everyone because it was sent to me......

me

when you say i am becoming an asshole suggests a previous knowledge of you knowing me. you dont know me, you dont know anything at all about me. so don't start calling me lame for filling out a childish chain letter with a demeaning demeanor. i'm terribly sorry that your bias opinion reflects that of an average courtesan. :

message number 6

her

do you honestly think that you attempting to put me down is going to have any effect on me? You are very childish......i don't play these games anymore....you should find someone who has time for it ok......you really should find something else to occupy your time though....:

me:

yes, myspace is my life, i might say. i know i am very childish, but atleast i don't go around.

message number 7
her:

at least you don't go around what?

me:
my point exactly.

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