It has been brought to my attention that you would, apparently, be better off with a few choice facts in your head. And so, it is my duty to inform you that I have been very busy during my time working for Gregori Rasputin. After lying and cheating my way through a priest's education, it was quite easy to get a hold on every holy document or book that might make our goal a little bit easier; that goal, of course, being the take-over of mother Russia. I made underground dealings and then went behind our secret allies' backs to make more with their enemies. I arranged that Japan would support the new leadership of Russia once we did away with my blood father and carefully orchestrated a world war to make sure it would go the way that would best benefit us.
Of course, as we both know, I had always been planning to kill Rasputin the moment we achieved victory over Russia. Despite all of his cowering and lying before, my father would have to recognize me as the rightful heir to the czardom of Russia. It is my right! If not, well, he's expendable.
Then there was this little scrape with that obnoxious Yuri character. He grew to be a much bigger thorn in my side than I expected. Ironically, it was the role we had expected from that traitor Albert Simon who he had ended up killing. Ahh well, at least it didn't make my demonic acquisition a waste. Although Rapustin had already made that little move necessary as it so happened...
So. Hope that was educational enough. Now, excuse me, this reminds me of how much work is still ahead of me to make sure he takes me seriously.