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[_celebrimbor]

*places a discreet announcement in the papers*

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[lord_feanor]

...

Well. THANKS for the INVITATION! >:(

[_celebrimbor]

It was a spur-of-the-moment decision, Daeradar. No one got an invitation.

[lord_feanor]

Oh.

But still!

Was looking FORWARD to a decent wedding.

[_celebrimbor]

*shrugs* I guess it's just not our style, you know.

[kurufinwe]

*blink*

You got married? She's a girl still, right?

[_celebrimbor]

*laughs* Yes, Ada, she's still a gorgeous girl. :D

[kurufinwe]

Just checking. Congratulations! *slap on the back* :D

[_celebrimbor]

Thanks, Ada. :)

[maglor_harper]

Congratu-*fetus kick!*-lations. >.

[_celebrimbor]

Thanks! :D

Are... you okay?

[maglor_harper]

Yes! *bright oh so forced smile.* I'm fine.

Any honeymoon plans?

[_celebrimbor]

Good. :)

*shrugs* I have no idea. We haven't thought about it yet. :)

[mrs_maglor]

Congratulations, dearie.

[_celebrimbor]

Thanks. :)

[golfin]

*storms the.... wherever he hangs out*

>:|

[_celebrimbor]

Um. Hi?

[golfin]

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU COULD MARRY MY DAUGHTER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION HUH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PARENTAL CONSENT AND GROVELLING I WANT SOME FUCKING GROVELLING NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT BEFORE I SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SELL HER INTO SLAVERY.

Hi. :D

[_celebrimbor]

I'm very sorry, sir, but we didn't want to interrupt everyone's daily lives and did you really want to attend a wedding with my grandfather and we just saved you a great deal of money by not-quite-eloping and now that Are's my wife, I'll be taking care of her for ever and you don't need to worry about anything but your littlest son and...

HOw are you?