Comments | _cenobite_: Slimfast at Tiffany's

_cenobite_

Slimfast at Tiffany's

Oct 19, 2004 07:37

Live Jour-nal.

Wider than a mile.

I'll be crossing you in style

Someday.

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I pledge my eternal alegance. I mispelled that. Badly. anonymous November 2 2004, 09:40:11 UTC

I love you Cenobite. I give you my most worthless possession: my undying admiration.

I am inspired to be just like you. That is, living longer than four decades. I'm halfway there.

Yours truely,
The Unliving Fellow What No One Likes

Love & admiration are nice, but they cannot be exchanged for goods & services. _cenobite_ November 2 2004, 15:33:06 UTC

Thank you. Living longer than 4 decades is my greatest accomplishment.

I can start a religion in your name, then eventualy a jihad anonymous November 4 2004, 08:42:28 UTC

but I own nothing to offer you that has any material or monetary value. In fact, I have nothing to offer you that you would have any interest in at all. I am the ideal acolyte.

Your almost-biggest fan,
Philosopher in the Order of Gash