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[_champion_]

There's something going on here I'm not aware of. Can't decide if it's Cordelia being Cordelia or if there's more going on than that.

In other news, our invisible houseguest still isn't speaking. No surprise there.

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[cole_turner]

*knocks on door*

Angel, do you have a minute?

[_champion_]

Yeah. Or several. What do you need?

[cole_turner]

I know you've been awfully busy lately with our invisible guest, but...do you think you might be neglecting something? Or someone?

[_champion_]

I don't see what you mean. Sure, I haven't been pitching in with the rest of the caseload so much, but that's what we have you guys for.

[_queen_c_]

Um, you called?

How's it going, Cole? This obviously can't be an easy conversation to have and...

... judging by the tension that I would need a chainsaw to cut through, I'd say, it's not going all that well.

What's going on, guys? I get that the conversation would be a little awkward, sure.... but this is kinda pushing it, isn't it? Are you two insulting each other's manhood, again? 'Cause the testosterone levels in here? Wow.

[_champion_]

Oh, I'd say it's going fine, Cordelia. Cole was just telling me how you went to him for attention and how he was so happy to oblige you. Anything you want to say to that?

[cole_turner]

Excuse me? That's not what I said.

[_queen_c_]

... What? Come again?

He was...

Oh. I see.

Yeah. I do have something to say to that.

Angel, you are an idiot.

No, really. You're, like, the MAYOR of Idiotsville. Population: You.