Shagging Fruit! Raise the terror alert!!

[_charmed_eyes_]

Okay, so I'm worried about Paige. After mulling over breakfast of cantaloupe this morning, I decided that I have to, clearly, search the Book of Shadows for some clue about a Fruit Shagging Demon/Fairy/Lizard/Garden Gnome

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[celtic_queen]

Purring? Oh, that can't be good.

*looks around*

Well, at least Piper isn't around. So, does it have anything on the Gnome of Doom?

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[_charmed_eyes_]

No, but maybe if we rub the book with a banana?

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[celtic_queen]

*fights back a laugh*

What about that melon? I like melons more than bananas at times...

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[_charmed_eyes_]

Oh, do you?

*tilts head at Morri*

Maybe we could, uh...find some melons? In the kitchen?