I'm so pagan it hurts!!!11!

[_charmed_eyes_]

Yesterday, Cole surprised me with a trip to Salem to "get in touch with my roots". He's probably noticed that I haven't been using my powers that much, lately. After yesterday, I'm sure that with change. I felt such a kinship with the land, and with the people there. I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Cole's such a sweet husband

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[cole_turner]

So you did buy that after all, love? What exactly is it supposed to do?

[_charmed_eyes_]

It's supposed to encourage hot steamy heterosexual sex when sprinkled on your man bits. I kid you not. I'm quoting the package.

Or, the other option is that we can smoke it.

[cole_turner]

Err...since when has THAT been necessary for hot steamy sex?

Plus I'm afraid it might stain....

[_charmed_eyes_]

I fear your glittery purple cock, Cole.

Ew, it's like sand, getting in all the wrong places.