Comments | _charmed_eyes_: Where's a break, man?

_charmed_eyes_

Where's a break, man?

Apr 01, 2004 00:31

Oh, shit, son ( Read more... )

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cole_turner March 31 2004, 21:34:02 UTC

Gunn? Oh, thank the gods. If you were Phoebe I think I'd have to kill myself. Wait...why are you in Phoebe?

...

And why am I with Phoebe?

Why do I sound... Oh, bloody hell. Why am I in Cole's body??

And we were just....I think I'm going to be sick.

_charmed_eyes_ March 31 2004, 21:38:03 UTC

Listen, lady! Sir! You are going to have to Calm. The. Fuck. Down. You got all these words flying out of your mouth and I will be a motha if I don't know what the hell your trap is going on about. What in hell is going on here? Where the hell is my doctor and where is the God damned hell is this chick's normal panties?

cole_turner March 31 2004, 21:41:38 UTC

I don't know! I was talking to Illyria and then I was here. I think we were...they were....

Oh gods....how do you make this thing settle down?

*grabs sheet and covers self*

_charmed_eyes_ March 31 2004, 21:45:52 UTC

Well, at least someone was getting some action around here. God damned hospitals. We got to get this shit figured out and fast.

And hey! If I were me, I'd want to get it on with me, so watch who you be smacking it down with. Wait. I really don't know if what I just said was gay. Awww, man! This is just messed up. Just Messed the freak out.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE! DOES THIS WOMAN NOT OWN ANY PANTS THAT RISE ABOVE HER THANG? This girl's gonna catch the freakin' flu.

You girls are freaks, man. I miss the damn panther.

dirty_grrl April 1 2004, 04:55:36 UTC

This has got to be the BEST thing I've had the pleasure of witnessing in months. No -- make that YEARS!