Karel/Joynes/Schaefer Thanksgiving joke ( Read more... )

Holy shit...I have a guitar, it's pretty, and I love it. (now I just need to learn how to play guitar...)

So..I made it yet another year, scary, eh? I definitely did not see myself making it this far, but it's cool, yo. It's been a good year ( Read more... )

yuck..everyone is sick. why, god..erm..greater being? i will not be sick over break, dammit! hope you all feel better, though. off to sleep

so, got home from work today- fell asleep. woke up sometime during the evening, went back to sleep. its 11:45..just woke up...oops. alright, no sleeping tonight, im down. hope you all had an absolutely fab weekend and stuff, yea. ummmm, nothing else to say. goodnight, moon.

I pose a question to every girl in our grade (or in highschool, whatev). What guy, COMPLETELY disregarding personality is hands down the hottest in our grade (or school?) If you don't go to our school, do it for yours. It's hard to figure out! NO PERSONALITY! Ready, go!

alright, so i stole this from someone else, but it is a fabulous excuse to not do homework. (what a ridiculous waste of time..) *the things that are in bold are what i have done (you should try it!)
01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the ( Read more... )

hey guess what- you smell, bitch.
(and it turns out im not funny..who knew?)

my weekend:
-fun
-boring and long
-loud, dark
-bloody brilliant (but really moldy)
-loud
-boring
-ow
-SHIT, homework!
(obviously this wasnt all at the same time...this is the sequence of events, duh!)

land of cheeeeese, hahahaha