1. What is the color of your toothbrush?
Blue.

2. Name one person who made you smile today.
No one.

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sleeping

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
On the phone.

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Anyone want a mostly purebred Pomeranian?

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Also in 'less emasculating black'?

Sold.

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I think Elvis said it best: A little less conversation, a little more action.

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Ugh.

How many people did you have strong feelings for in '09?
Plenty. The feeling wasn't specified, so I'm assuming it could be any.

Would you change yourself for the person you like/love?
Sort of, I guess. Temporarily... Carriage has to turn back into a pumpkin eventually.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
No.
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Why have I just spent the last half hour trying to get this unicorn wherever the hell he's going?

And who decided that was the song to use for this? They should have their spine pulled out through their nostrils.

I'm supposed to make an update about how amazing my Saturday was.

Eh. I've had better.

Exactly how hard is it to remember that there's an -ER at the end?

Hi, your name is?
Asher.

Who are you dating?
I'm married. To my work?

Will this weekend be a good one?
How should I know?
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