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I wish I had to pretend to be poor. That would be a great problem to have. I’ve caught on to you though. That vintage briefcase hiding your brand new macbook pro doesn’t fool me. And neither do the cowboy boots you probably bought in manhattan at an over-priced vintage/thrift store that look like they’ve been worn for years older than you are.

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[youampersandme]

the first part of this cracked me up, I know so many people just like this. I recently read "the farewell party" by by milan kundera and found this quote amazingly appropriate for the hipster generation and thought you would appreciate it:

“Your dirty nails and torn sweater are nothing new under the sun… A long time ago a certain Cynic philosopher proudly paraded around Athens in a moth-eaten coat, hoping that everyone would admire his contempt for convention. When Socrates met him, he said: Through the hole in your coat I see your vanity. Your dirt, too, dear sir, is self-indulgent and your self-indulgence is dirty"

I wish I had to pretend to be poor too, that would be very nice.

[fake_enthusiasm]

SVU rules so hard and I don't even know why.

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RIGHT!?

[maxamigo]

Where's my fucking playdo dick?

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my dog ate it.

[maxamigo]

Your dog is gay.

[nonesistonopiu]

you guys are lookin' foxy. This entry was hilarious until you said that non-good things happened.

SVU 4E
Because the actors ARE better and the plots are either hilarious or scary or BOTH.

[anonymous]

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