i wish panda's would wear lipstick so i wouldnt feel awkward picking one up and giving him a big ol' panda kiss.

man, i dont know if im ever going to find a wife. i just dont think theres any girl out there on my level, y'know what i mean?

i dont mind restrictions, or if you're blacking out the friction.

aside from lyrics, ive been having a good time all around. not too much to update about.

me said, "damsel, here i am, come rub it 'pon me belly with your guava jelly"

man, theyre going to make the cookie monster eat less cookies and eat more vegetables. HAVE THEY LOST THEIR MINDS?!?

just another case of "the man" trying to stop our fun.

i found out the meaning of life last night. and i told a select few.

and also, i did something that ive wanted to do ever since i started smoking. though im not sure that he'd want me talking about, heh.

ive started a secret club. i remember back when i was in 1st grade and i used to make secret clubs all the time, (like the "no girls allowed" club and the "we like the color blue" club) its 11 years later and i think its about time for another one. ill call it the "secret sunshine happy giggle" club. and you cant join unless you're a happy sunshine ( Read more... )

my new nickname is dopey

hows it going everybody? im doing good, thanks for asking if you did. i havent been up to much, just a whole lot of jamming out. speaking of which, ive got a new pardon my zinger song up, ill just be dropping songs at random times now. check it out, tell me whatcha think, its called "glad to hear it." Leave a comment

i want to give it to a girl doggy style, is that weird?