man, ive been having some crummy luck lately. though ive also been having some good luck. so, well, whatever!

it has recently come to my attention that im the greatest musical genius in the history of ever.
except for maybe john lennon and jim morrison.
oh, and uncle jesse from full house.

EDIT
im sorry, i think this entry was a little too much. i think gazoo urinating on me was a little too "real" for my livejournal readers. perhaps this story will come out in a 'david's livejournal: uncensored' special.

( but still, everything is a-ok! )

everyones been talking to me about how they miss half car lately. now dont get me wrong, im flattered you guys dig the tunes, but lets face the facts.. WE WERENT THAT GOOD!

oh, this goes double for "love and stuff."

if you're around me, you better be careful, you just might get kissed!

im moody and im groovy,
baby im mellow as jello.
im a joking jester and a patience tester.
funky as james brown, but soulful as motown.
and when it comes down to it, babe i think you knew it.
im a mellow fellow, man. mellow as jello.

DAVID AWESOME 4 PREZ IN 2008!!!!

david awesomes thoughts on...

the war in iraq: what the fuck man? we gotta get out of there!

gay marriage: whatever man, it aint bothering me!

the economy: dont worry about it, ill make jobs for everyone!

the drug war: LEGALIZE IT!!

this public service announcement has been paid for by david awesome,

ah, well all in all my birthday weekend was awesome. filled with a lot of drugs, nugs, and awesome music. though it started out kinda crappy, because mike dowling is the biggest dumbass in the world, but i wont even get into that. once we got to the parking lot it was all good. string cheese was jamming like crazy, it was my first time seeing them ( Read more... )

WHAT DOES QUIXOTIC MEAN?!?!

haha. man, ive got nothing to say. cheese was crazy tonight, cant wait for tomorrow, cuz...

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! :D

its okay ashlee simpson, i dont care if you lip sync. i still love you.