Couldn't resist.

Cellmate is Graham, by the way... but my conjugal visits buddy is Brad. I'm going to let the meme do the talking.

Okay, I just saw the most disturbing commercial... they put a tissue on an Always pad and turned it into a bed. That's almost as bad as when they ambush you in magazines with the whole sniff behind the flap thing and it turns out "HA! YOU JUST SMELLED TAMPON APPLICATOR ( Read more... )

Back from North Carolina (a.k.a. Sweet Tea-a-go-go-land)! I'm not going to summarize everything just yet because it will take forty years, but let's just say there were Sex Gods, baked beans, ice cream and cake, purple, good fine rakes (essential for a memorable mulching experiance), milk, workout moms, Kelseys, someone with the last name of ( Read more... )

He did it again. I can't believe I was so stupid... I let him. I practically asked for it. I let him in and I made myself believe that I'd be okay, and I'm so so so not and this is so messed up and I can't believe that he'd do this to me. What a son of a bitch. I hope he dies.

A boy threatened to hit me last night. A man, technically speaking... it was his twentieth birthday. His name is Lenny. He is racist sexist homophobic white trash. He thinks Live8 was stupid, because the African governments wouldn't pay for the AIDS crisis, so he doesn't think we should, either(are you listening, Quinn ( Read more... )

( Meme love! )

I believe that sometime during the last two hours it has been established that I am absolute rubbish at painting.

That is all.

So I've been all hyped to go to Cheese-a-go-go until this morning, when I asked my mom about it:

Me: So... should I start packing, then?

Her: Uh. No.

Me: Er...?

Her: We tried a couple days ago to get tickets, and couldn't.

Me: Well. Maybe it would have been a good idea to, you know. Tell me.

Her: Oh. Yeah... *picks at grapefruit**headdesk

1. Pick your 5 favorite OTPs
2. Find pictures and post them
3. Give the name of the OTP and what fandom they're from
4. List your favorite moment between them
5. Tag 5 people from your flist to do this meme

( This is the greatest meme evah, thanks Quinn! )

The party was somuchfunomg.

Okay, so we made a huge mess, and okay, so there was a bit too much Ryangroping involved.

But all-in-all it was a pretty huge success.

AND.

HEATHER and AUSTIN got me TORI. A. TORI DVD. YES. AND A POSTER.

AH!

I heard Take to the Sky for the first time. And Hey Jupiter with the

I go from day to day/I know where ( Read more... )