Undignified Behaviour

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On the (very crowded) bus home from UVic today, I witnessed a conversation which irritated me very deeply. This girl was sitting by herself, minding her own business when some guy sat down next to her, and asked "do you like animals?"
To which she replied "I imagine that everybody does, don't they?"
And the guy replied "Exactly!" and proceeded to

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[nominatissima]

"Yes sir, I like animals. I like to eat them. People are animals too, you know. My ancestors ate Captain Cook. We called the white man 'long pork'. So, what are you doing for dinner?"
Of course, I'm not actually descended from any Kanaka, but it still would have been great if I had said that in an interjection. I hate granola creeps.