Comments | _creepy_: Pigeon War and other tidbits

_creepy_

Pigeon War and other tidbits

Jul 21, 2005 16:00

I can't believe how persistent these pigeons are! We've got a full pigeon war over here. Everyday, the pigeon clan swarms our balcony and is now laying generous amounts of random twigs and such all over the right side of the balcony. You'd think that birds try to build nests right? Well the pigeons are not so simple. You see, I think they're trying ( Read more... )

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944_nightmare July 21 2005, 14:51:30 UTC

You can do it!! Stay focused and use your determination to be rid of the pigeons and be rid of meat from your diet. Hope all is well and say hi to matt for me.

____paradox____ July 21 2005, 14:56:14 UTC

Hi.

944_nightmare July 21 2005, 14:58:14 UTC

hey dude.. so how about that camping trip we were speaking about at the wedding?? lets get planning..

____paradox____ July 21 2005, 15:01:37 UTC

Well not this weekend, and next weekend is a long one (civic holiday) so campgrounds are gonna be packed... how bout the one after that? Maybe I can even book off the friday to get an extra day out of it. That would make it the weekend of Aug. 6 and 7. It will also depend on weather and friend availability.

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____paradox____ July 21 2005, 14:59:50 UTC

Fine Mezzy... you want me to get tough... I can get tough.
NO MORE MEAT FOR YOU!!! EVAR!!!

Not at family events, not on a pizza, not even if I cook up a steak that's more tender than a damn wet pillow!

Does this apply to ALL kinds of meat? HMMMMMM??? Even the... umm...human kind? ;)

_creepy_ July 21 2005, 15:34:47 UTC

I don't eat human meat.. I just suck on it! Ack I'm so dirty ~washes mouth out with warm white... soap~ what? what did you think I was gonna say there?

branch_monster July 22 2005, 14:48:30 UTC

Have you tried getting a fake owl and putting it on the balcony? You'd have to move it daily, or they'd get used to it ... Also, big, fake snakes might work. My grandparents put them in the garden.

If that fails, try doing the opposite of their twig patterns...

____paradox____ July 22 2005, 16:08:11 UTC

That's a great idea... but do owl's prey on pidgeons? I know owls work for smaller bird... but pidgeons...they're so damn self-righteous! Hell they've become so brave they don't even fly away when we go out there. They just hide behind the tomato plants and think we can't see them. lol

branch_monster July 22 2005, 17:03:25 UTC

I wish I had tried it myself back in my pigeon-plauge days so I could tell you anything more...

____paradox____ July 22 2005, 16:09:38 UTC

And what the hell does
"If that fails, try doing the opposite of their twig patterns..."
mean anyway? Should I also move my main finger topwise? NO TOPWISE!!!

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