So I got a package today, which is awesome because I thought I wouldn't get it until yesterday. Unfortunately I found that they sent me the Christmas Party gift instead of the Christmas Party ballistic. I really wanted that ballistic ( Read more... )

Shower. Makeup. Wardrobe. Project Runway. Party.
Ready, go.

You know those days when you just want to staple your boss's face?

Products I've tried in the past couple weeks:
I really love Christmas Party.
I like Father Frost
I love Angel's Delight
I love Avoshower
I'm not crazy about Batty Cake
Christmas Eve was nice but a little too musky

I might stop at the fabric store and get some bad-ass thread
and some bad ass buttons
just to make the day better
but not before I shoot some photos

Thank god I won't be humiliated by having a point and shoot camera when I go to Phoenix.
My anxiety is better at the moment.

meh.

why the fuck can't you make time for me? You are my mother

The thing I couldn't change was your inability to be a father, and the complete lack of compassion towards your children.

Oh well.

Stifle the urge to be a smartass.
Find a toothbrush that isn't used in this house.
And get your ass to work. Things will be better that way.