Steroids: Not fun for everyone.

[_daedalus_]

    I know what you're thinking. "Everyone does them, I have to do them too or I won't be cool!". Well, if you are a male, you are correct. You can't be cool unless you have giant pecs that you can crush rocks in between. However, if you are a female, DO NOT MAKE THIS MISTAKE. Steroids ruin young girls lives. Yes, they grow your muscles big

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[pelay]

Ohhh but see, with my manly muscles I can take on anyone...especially you Chris...you cockbite. I'm far more manly than you...and much more manly than abraham which makes me cool. SO HA!
. . .
Of course...the spandex that the gym forces you to wear is a tad chaifing.

[_daedalus_]

I shall provide my counter counterpoint with a bulleted list:

• Your manly muscles are still smaller and less manly then mine.
• I can still take you. Woman.
• I took on you AND Abe last night, and won.
• The Gym only makes you wear the spandex. But S'ok, cus you have the ass for it.
• Suck it, Blue!

[pelay]

BAH! You could only defeat me because you are impervious to my mind games on account that you are my big brother/pimp/sugardaddy. and because i'm tickleish. THE GYM will make everyone wear spandex...haven't you been to one recently? No? hahahahaha.
oh and you know what?
I always hated you the most.

[_daedalus_]

Obviously you do not know the Rules of Engagement, and so I will educate you on thus:

1. I am your Big Brother/Pimp/Sugar Daddy, and you will respect my authorit-ai.
2. You will miss the Chris
3. The Chris will miss you
4. and most importantly, you will not lose touch!

Chris ♥ Annah.

You're the bestest lil sister evar. ☺