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[_daeron]

*mixes up a super duper high protien energising wowee health drink*

*smiles for his body is a temple*

EDIT: *comes back in adds the last ingredient to his drink and downs it*

*settles to practice his flute*
*stomach roils* :s

Eeeep. Ow.

ERUFUCKINGILLUVATAR!!!!

*runs for the outside privy*
*too late*

*cries*

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[turco]

*knocks*

[_daeron]

*opens door*

*looks around, doesn't see anyone*

*closes it again*

[turco]

*frowns*

*KNOCKS*

[_daeron]

*opens the door*

WHO IS THAT? *looks down*

Oh. Sorry. Didn't see you down there.

[bastard_irmo]

*is drawn to your sobs out of morbid curiosity*

*manifests then makes a gagging noise*

FUCK ME!!! IT'S COLONUS THE ROMAN GOD OF FAECES!!!!

[_daeron]

H3LP M3333! C@|\|+ 5+0P C4@PP1NG!!!!!11!!!!1

*giggles despite himself*

[bastard_irmo]

AHHHH!! DEMONIC POSSESSION!!!

Now... do you think pissing on you would help drive the demons out? Only I don't have any holy water BUT as a god, my piss must be holy... right?

*ponders this thought*

[_daeron]

P155!?!? 1 D0|\|'+ \/\/@n+ P155!!!!11!!11

N0+ 1N2 G0lD3n 5H0\/\/345!!!