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LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: why is it that old women always have poofy hair?
KittyGoneMad13: lmao
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i've always wanted to ask an old lady but i dunno how to do it without it sounding offensive
KittyGoneMad13: hmm
KittyGoneMad13: try...
KittyGoneMad13: 'ma'am, I don't mean any offense, but what is with older women and poofy hair? I'm noticing it alot more...'
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: knowing me it would come out like "so what's with you old broads and the senior fros?"
KittyGoneMad13: ahaha, i like your version better though
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: and have you noticed when they insist on dying it they always dye it really ridiculouslky bright colors
KittyGoneMad13: lmao
KittyGoneMad13: my aunt...
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: they're like little fuckin poofy haired raisin women with bright orange hair
KittyGoneMad13: she's all white so she dyes hers blonde, but its really light, almost platinumish
KittyGoneMad13: does that count as bright?
KittyGoneMad13: it looks good on her though...
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: yeah thats not so bad
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i've literally seen old women come into the pharmacy looking like ronald mcdonald
KittyGoneMad13: haha yeah
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: maybe they poof the hair up cause they shrink when they get old and they think it makes them look taller
KittyGoneMad13: could be
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i've never said poof so many times in my life
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: when you hit like 70 and you start poofing your hair you gotta let me know why you do it
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: maybe its like the cool thing between old ladies they all do it to fit in with eachother and be trendy
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: and the ones with the poofiest hair are considered the coolest
KittyGoneMad13: oOo maybe
KittyGoneMad13: if I start doing that, you'll definately be the first to know why
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: like with emofags the fucking gayer they look the higher up they are on the scene totem pole
KittyGoneMad13: really? lol
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i think thats how it works
KittyGoneMad13: oh I so want to ask the next emo guy I see
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: "hey you look like a real fucking bitch you must be popular arent you bitch boy?"
KittyGoneMad13: haha
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: "yeah those girl pants really took away every last shred of dignity you may have had left you must be the envy of your friends"
KittyGoneMad13: where do they keep their junk!?
KittyGoneMad13: it scares me
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: they dont have junk
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: when you start listening to emo you lose all your masculinity
KittyGoneMad13: honestly, I can't help but stare at their crotch hopeing to see a buldge of some sort
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: but their isnt one is there?
KittyGoneMad13: no :(
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: that just proves my point
KittyGoneMad13: and good god, their legs are always thinner than mine
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: hahaha
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i have scrawny ass legs too
KittyGoneMad13: wtf is up with that? I can't date a guy who's legs are thinner than mine, let alone one with no junk in the front
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: hahahahaha
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: not to mention the awful taste in music
KittyGoneMad13: I swear to god, their upper thighs are ALMOST as big as the upper part of my arms
KittyGoneMad13: haha yeah
KittyGoneMad13: the music I can't quite get into
KittyGoneMad13: so I dont' even try
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: its not really music its just trendiness in sound waves
KittyGoneMad13: what defines emo music btw?
KittyGoneMad13: is it the whiney stuff?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: yes
KittyGoneMad13: ah hah... so when someone says a group is 'emo' because of their lyrics, singing about heartache yet Not whining about it, just that its happened and moving on.. they're wrong right?
KittyGoneMad13: or pain of any kind
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: yeah i think you have to be a whiney little bitch about it for it to be emo
KittyGoneMad13: dude, one of these days I may be tempted to grab an emo kid's crotch and feel around
KittyGoneMad13: and why do so many have the same hair?
KittyGoneMad13: you can't tell the girls from the guys, from behind
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: same reason the old women have the poofy hair!