laying on the floor, i've come undone.
funniest quote heard today: "You know when you drink too much, and then you start puking a lot, and how good the cold linoleum feels on your face? Well that's what this song feels like to me, very soothing." - dj on the radio in referrence to the Postal Service
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: i only have like.. 2 times. haha
Do you party a lot? How often?: sure don't.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yeah sure
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: i use it when neccessary...?
Do you skip classes? How often?: not really no.... but if I had a car... now that might be a different story.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: can't say that I do.
Do you steal?: i have stolen one thing in my life. haha
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: sure don't
Do you drool over celebrities?: why yes, yes I do.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not really
Do you ever watch the News?: yeah
Do you even care about world issues?: sort of
Do you read books often?: not often
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: i've never failed a class
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: sometimes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: sure do!
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: i suppose you could say that.
Do you cuss a lot?: not a lot
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: to an extent.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: yuck
Black eyeliner?: yep
Black eyeshadow?: it can be pretty
Black trenchcoat?: geh
Black boots?: no sir
Black fishnets?: can pull off an outfit, or completely ruin one.
Black nail polish?: nope
Cigarettes?: ... what about them? lol
Heavy metal music?:metalcore? gaaah no.
Marilyn Manson?: he had a few good songs.
Kittie?: what?...
Cradle of Filth?: shut up.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no
Are you an intellectual?: why yes. haha no, I dunno?
An atheist?: not really
Horrible home life?: not horrible...
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: can't say that I do.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: plaid isn't always bad. i own a green plaid skirt that's kinda cute...
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no
Loud, confident and opinionated?: nope.
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: no
Rancid?: good rancid yeah.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: not really.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: hell if i know.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: sometimes
Play a lot of sports?: a few
Talk a lot about sports?: on occasion
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: ...yes
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: sure am not.
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no..?
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: of course.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers : ...nope
The Girl Stereotype
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes
How much did you lose?: nothing, it was stupid.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? ...nope
Make yourself throw up?: not to lose wait, only to make myself feel betta in a time of illness.
Make-up?: ...yep
Low-cut tops?: sometimes, nothing sleezy though.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: uhh kinda personal question (B)
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: if i didn't realize it how would I know?
Giggle a lot?: I laugh a lot, but not giggle.
What's the deal with boys?: they are good for friends
Thongs?: eh.. they're alright.
Pretty bras?: mmhmm :)
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmos alright.
Who's the weaker sex?: men.
Are you a feminist?: hellz naw
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: he's not bad. but not the "sexiest man alive"
How often do you shave your legs?: every 2-3 days or so.
Are you emotional?: I can be.
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: i only have like.. 2 times. haha
Do you party a lot? How often?: sure don't.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yeah sure
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: i use it when neccessary...?
Do you skip classes? How often?: not really no.... but if I had a car... now that might be a different story.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: can't say that I do.
Do you steal?: i have stolen one thing in my life. haha
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: sure don't
Do you drool over celebrities?: why yes, yes I do.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not really
Do you ever watch the News?: yeah
Do you even care about world issues?: sort of
Do you read books often?: not often
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: i've never failed a class
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: sometimes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: sure do!
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: i suppose you could say that.
Do you cuss a lot?: not a lot
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: to an extent.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: yuck
Black eyeliner?: yep
Black eyeshadow?: it can be pretty
Black trenchcoat?: geh
Black boots?: no sir
Black fishnets?: can pull off an outfit, or completely ruin one.
Black nail polish?: nope
Cigarettes?: ... what about them? lol
Heavy metal music?:metalcore? gaaah no.
Marilyn Manson?: he had a few good songs.
Kittie?: what?...
Cradle of Filth?: shut up.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no
Are you an intellectual?: why yes. haha no, I dunno?
An atheist?: not really
Horrible home life?: not horrible...
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: can't say that I do.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: plaid isn't always bad. i own a green plaid skirt that's kinda cute...
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no
Loud, confident and opinionated?: nope.
Wild hair colors?: no
NOFX?: no
Rancid?: good rancid yeah.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: not really.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: hell if i know.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: sometimes
Play a lot of sports?: a few
Talk a lot about sports?: on occasion
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: ...yes
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: sure am not.
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no..?
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: of course.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers : ...nope
The Girl Stereotype
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes
How much did you lose?: nothing, it was stupid.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? ...nope
Make yourself throw up?: not to lose wait, only to make myself feel betta in a time of illness.
Make-up?: ...yep
Low-cut tops?: sometimes, nothing sleezy though.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: uhh kinda personal question (B)
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: if i didn't realize it how would I know?
Giggle a lot?: I laugh a lot, but not giggle.
What's the deal with boys?: they are good for friends
Thongs?: eh.. they're alright.
Pretty bras?: mmhmm :)
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmos alright.
Who's the weaker sex?: men.
Are you a feminist?: hellz naw
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: he's not bad. but not the "sexiest man alive"
How often do you shave your legs?: every 2-3 days or so.
Are you emotional?: I can be.