I'm amused by people that take LJ faaaar too seriously. OMG, someone on the intarwebz said WHAT?!?!? Letz start some dramaz!

That is all. Continue.

PS - I'm a dork, apparently. Bet ya'll didn't know that! I'd have said "geek" or even "nerd", but no, it's been clarified. Dork it is. Winner, winner!

"Now, the Irish have always been victims of negative stereotypes. I mean, people think we're all drunks and brawlers, and sometimes that gets you so mad, all you wanna do is get drunk and punch somebody."

I like this show.

1. Ever punch someone in the face ( Read more... )

I've been seeing this for a few years.

"You asked me what I loved more... you or my life... and I said my life and you walked away not knowing you were my life."

I would say they are one and the same.

OK OK real update.

I can't breathe. Hydrochloric acid, what?
No job. Kinda enjoying being a bum.
I like beer.
Molly had a seizure, but she's ok.
I <3 Timmy Mcgraw ( Read more... )

HAPPY PRO-CHOICE DAY, YA'LL!

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Besting people in battles of wit. Oh, how fun it is. Granted, the person seems to be a spoiled little trust fund baby, so I don't know how honorable it is, and she seems to like attempting cheap shots, but still it stands, I enjoy it ( Read more... )

On Supernanny, "the children's ages were Sarah, 8; Andy, 7; Chelsea, 6; 4-year-old twins Benjamin and Zachary; and Jacob, 2."

Our reactions, one after another:

"I'd lock them in a closet" - Me
"I'd go to jail" - my dad
"I'd kill myself" - my mom.

Now I know where I get it from.

Hello there.I'm drunk, and Josh Cannon is sleeping in the bed of his Mazda truck> Fuk ou Yuengling,I didnt meant to drink this uch.

Missed you guyssssss.

Thabnks Dad.