survey to waste some time
thank you dana
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow UP ?
oh god osama bin laden how is that for a diplomatic answer
or maybe elisabeth hasselback
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
NICKELBACK no hesitation
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
the guy from nickelback
4. What is your favorite cheese?
definitely not the chocolate cheese I tried at the dairy store UGH I rly don't like cheese too much
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
bacon, tomato, and guacamole TRUST ME THIS IS EXCELLENT
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
george clooney would be lucky to have me
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice.
jemaine and try to convince bret to have a man-man-lady threesome >.>
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a 50 pound note on the pavement. Wow, a 50 pound note! How are you gonna spend it?
use it as an excuse to go to england and spend it
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
europe plz
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
pimm's plz or the diet coke angel would be nice or passion tazo tea
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
oh god I would want to hang out in hollywood in the 50's and be rock hudson's beard or see the beatles at shea stadium or something
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
you have to be disgustingly attractive
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
"growing up bitter"
15. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck just applies to everything
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
go to the cafeteria with them and have soft serve
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
save wooby and my family
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
call my family/get drunk/watch the office at the same time
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
the power to read minds when I want to or the ability to make my wishes come true whenever I want
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
the strokes concert
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
...? being sick?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where do you go?
dublin
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
le chateau in cork LOOOOL
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "check it out, i can fly!"?
jim halpert's btw my super power would also make him real and my friend
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
anna nicole smith
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow UP ?
oh god osama bin laden how is that for a diplomatic answer
or maybe elisabeth hasselback
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
NICKELBACK no hesitation
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
the guy from nickelback
4. What is your favorite cheese?
definitely not the chocolate cheese I tried at the dairy store UGH I rly don't like cheese too much
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
bacon, tomato, and guacamole TRUST ME THIS IS EXCELLENT
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
george clooney would be lucky to have me
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice.
jemaine and try to convince bret to have a man-man-lady threesome >.>
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a 50 pound note on the pavement. Wow, a 50 pound note! How are you gonna spend it?
use it as an excuse to go to england and spend it
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
europe plz
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
pimm's plz or the diet coke angel would be nice or passion tazo tea
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
oh god I would want to hang out in hollywood in the 50's and be rock hudson's beard or see the beatles at shea stadium or something
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
you have to be disgustingly attractive
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
"growing up bitter"
15. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck just applies to everything
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
go to the cafeteria with them and have soft serve
17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
save wooby and my family
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
call my family/get drunk/watch the office at the same time
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
the power to read minds when I want to or the ability to make my wishes come true whenever I want
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
the strokes concert
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
...? being sick?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where do you go?
dublin
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
le chateau in cork LOOOOL
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "check it out, i can fly!"?
jim halpert's btw my super power would also make him real and my friend
25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
anna nicole smith