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I'm sitting here in my room drinking a nice cup of tea; wearing my oh-so-sexy red one-piece long johns, fuzzy socks, silly owl slippers, and fuzzy bathrobe with Tolkien tucked in the pocket; half reading a book entitled Pirattitude- So you wanna be a pirate?  Here's how! written by the guys who devised Talk Like a Pirate Day, half making a pig-that

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[borgmama1of5]

You are way too cool for our universe! Obviously you slipped through a temporal rift in the space-time continuum where there is another galaxy full of beings that possess your insouciance awaiting your return!